The Perfect Husband:
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes”
WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007
models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$80,000.”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
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Molvi apni wife say: jab me mar jaon to samnay walay ghar ki aurton ko zroor bulana.
Biwi: wo kyun
Molvi: unki aurtain murday se lipat lipat ker roti hain!!
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PATIENT: MUJHE BIMARI HAI. NA KHAON TO BHOOK LAGTI HAI. NA SOUON TO NEEND
ATI HAI. OR ZADA KAM KAR KE THAK JATA HON.
DOCTOR:SARI RATT DHOOP ME BETHO THEEK HO JAYO GE
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SARDAR SPECIAL:
Once a sardar doctor calls his sardar patient on the phone and says ‘Hi, main bol raha hoon!’
The other sardarji replies ‘Kamaal hain, ithe vi main bol raha hoon!’
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Doctor to Sardar: ‘Aapka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai!’
Sardar: ‘Hoga, zaroor hoga! 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!’
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Mother of Six:
Santa Singh had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, ‘Mother of Six,’ in spite of her objections.
One night they went to a party. Santa decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice, ‘Shall we go home, Mother of Six?’
His wife, irritated by her husband’s lack of discretion shouted back, ‘Anytime you’re ready, Father of Four!’
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Banta Died:
The phone rang in the obituary department of the local newspaper.
‘How much does it cost to have an obituary printed’? asked miser Santa Singh.
‘It’s 50 Rupees a word, sir,’ the clerk replied politely.
‘Fine,’ said Santa Singh after a moment. ‘Okay then, write this down: ‘Banta - dead’.’
‘That’s all?’ asked the clerk disbelievingly.
‘That’s it.’
‘I’m sorry sir, I should have told you - there’s a five word minimum.’
‘Yes, you should’ve,’ snapped the Santa. Now let me think a minute… okay, here goes: Banta dead. Maruti for Sale.’
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केही सायरिहरु
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Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
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Pani pitaa hain pipe se
Apple khataan hain knife se
Uski bhi kya life hain yaaron
Jooten khataan hain wife se
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Tere pyaar main deewana hua E chhaliye
Tere pyaar main deewana hua E chhaliye
…..
Iodex maliye kaam par chaliye
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kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke
“jaan bhi maango to hazir hai”,
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai ,
aur maango to inkaar karte hain
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Wah re Deewane ,
Tujhe soojhi Hai Door Ki,
Soorat hai LANGOOR ki,
Aur Khwahish hai ANGOOR ki.
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Disclaimar :यहा राखियका कुनै पनि रचना मेरा हैनन । कसैलाई आपत्ति भयमा नहेर्नुभय बेश हुन्छ । कसैलाई यही तन्द्र्यो मा अझै केही यस्तै रचना थप्दै जान मन लाग्यो भने मेरो केही आपत्ति हुने छैन ।
