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What is SINGH ?
Sardar Insaan Nahi Gadha Hai
Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar:Any great man born in this
village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is
Jayanthi.
Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg
and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and
told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the
same.
At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't
walk.
Suddenly sardar said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four
legs, it becomes deaf.
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted
mirror. Sardarshouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will
drive.
Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There
he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he
doing. Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"
Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rdfloor, it caught fire and how will
you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!