One Sardar was just wondering around a big shopping mall. He saw a nice shiny thing at one appliance store then he went inside and asked the owner.

 

Sardar: What is this?

Owner: This is thermo flask.

 

Sardar: What it does?

Owner: It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.

 

Sardar: I will buy one.

 

Sardar went home with his new shiny thermo flask,  Sardarni saw the flask and asked the same question.

 

Sardarni: What is this?

Sardar: This is thermo flask.

 

Sardarni: What it does?

Sardar (told very proudly): It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.

Sardarni (confused): really!!!

 

Next day Sardar went to his office with his new shiny flask. His boss also a Sardar noticed the flask and asked the same question.

 

Boss: What is this?

Sardar: This is thermo flask.

 

Boss: What it does?

Sardar: It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.

 

Boss (surprised): Ok! What did you bring today in your thermo flask. Hot or Cold.

Sardar(replied proudly): You think I am fool. I brought both. Two cups of Coffee and two bottles of coke.  

 

The same Sardar was again wondering around another big shopping mall. He notices a nice big screen at one electronic store then he went inside and asked the owner.

 

Sardar: “How much for this TV?”

Owner: “We don’t sell to Sardars.”

 

Sardar got really frustrated, went home took off his Turban, went to the same store and asked.

 

Sardar: “How much for this TV?”

Owner: “We don’t sell to Sardars.”

 

Sardar thought how he knew I am Sardar, went home change his dress, put goggles, went to the store again and asked.

 

Sardar: “How much for this TV?”

Owner: “We don’t sell to Sardars.”

 

 

Now the Sardar was very upset, went home saved completely, cut his hair, wore completely new dress even changed his PUNJABI accent, went to the same store and asked.

 

Sardar: “How much for this TV?”

Owner: “We don’t sell to Sardars.”

 

Now the Sardar really gone mad, grab the owner’s collar and asked

 

Sardar: How you know I am the same Sardar?

Owner: “Get off you moron, this is not a TV. This is a WASHING MACHINE”

अरु मित्रहरुलाई कस्तो लाग्यो, मलाईचै आलिकती बासी चुतकिला लाग्यो, tara जे भय pani धन्यवाद .