The Geography of a Woman
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Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony Blair, maybe Blair's a women really).

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

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The Geography of a Man
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Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - always ruled by a dick.

Here's a summary about what you should expect when dating with girls
from different races.

      Chinese Meimei


      First date
      You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

      Second date
      You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Again, Nothing Happens!

      Third date
      You usually don't get up to third date because you are smart enough to
realize that nothing is ever going to happ.



      INDIAN MINAKSHI

      First date
      Meet her parents.

      Second date
      Set the date of the wedding.

      Third date
      Wedding night.



      MALAY MINAH


      First date
      You get to kiss her goodnight.

      Second date
      You get to grope all over and mk out a bit.

      Third Date
      She moves in.
      One week later, her father, , her 4 mother, her 18 sisters, her 20
brothers, all of their kids, her 16 grandmas, her father's girlfriend's
mother, her 268 cousins all move in.

      But don't worry you can repeat this 4 times. ;-)



      WHITE MARY


      First Date
      You both get drunk and have sex.

      Second Date
      You both get drunk and have sex.

      20th Anniversary
      You both get drunk and have sex.



      ARAB AL-KATIJAH



      First Date
      Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and
entire arab community finds out.

      Second Date
      You are shot dead.

      Third date
      Not Applicable