Guys we to defend ourselves now. Some chick send me this :

Question: What is the difference between men and puppies?
Answer: Puppies grow up. 


Question: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...


Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Lay them properly once and you can walk all over them 
Forever. 


Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one
Would hit the ground first? 
Answer: Who cares?????


Question: What did God say after he created man? 
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!. 


Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO? 
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.


Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 
Answer: I) no mind ii) no business


Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? 
Answer:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

Question: What is the difference between men and pigs? 
Answer: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...


Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of
Marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
Intention of driving. 

Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? 
Answer: Exchange him!!


Question: Why do men like smart women? 
Answer: Opposites attract.


Pass this on to some women who need a laugh. 
And to men who can handle it!

Hey poon-hill , r u from Ghorepani area?

Its a damn beautiful place man...

Question: What is the difference between women and puppies?
Answer: Puppies dont nag. 


Question: Why do women always have a bitchy look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...


Question: What do women have in common with rubik's cube?
Answer:The more you try to understand them the more compicated they get.

Question: If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane, which one
Would hit the ground first? 
Answer: Why would someone want to drop a brick?????beats me...


Question: What did God say after he created woman? 
Answer: What the F*uck have I done, now I need to create someone to put a leash on them!!! and poof! created men. 


Question: What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO? 
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either but lot of people have atleast claimed to have seen a UFO.


Question: What are three reasons why women don't mind their own business? 
Answer: I) no mind ii) no business iii) gossiping is like breathing to them.


Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? 
Answer:! Because even back then men would have nagging wives, so bad that they had to wander around for 40 years.

Question: What is the difference between women and cows? 
Answer: Cows don't turn into women when they get married...


Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of
Marrying?
Answer: its simple...FREE SEX.

Yeah man, Poon-Hill is my village. A slice of heaven right here on earth.

who??O.K; your defense will definately freak out chicks for sure.