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SL 154/4 35 overs

It crossed again captain saab! been very good lately. hope you doing excellent too!

SL needs 75 more runs to beat Kiwis.Good Luck Nepte for KIWIS WIN.
Hello Captain.How r u celebrating Lokatantra day?

NPL2US - Well, it's good to see you in full spirits :)

Hi Dai - LOL! No disrespect to anyone but not quite sure how to celebrate it. What about you? he he :)

Captain- I believe in People's democracy but did not find anything extraordinary in last one year other than few populist move for jumping down to celebrate the day.

Hello Capt. saab..good to see you..

Morning Brig Maam -

As always, it is so very good to see you too! :) What's for lunch today? Mine was carrot soup and mango-pineapple salad sandwich :D

Hi Dai - True. To each his own I suppose :)

hello every body.

camo:<> U R right camo:) ok she lucky already got a DANAV .ofcourse NOMORE DANAV... now i am sure she wants real MAANAV ;)

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I haven't really decided yet. Maybe subway...eat fresh !! Trying to stay healthy r kya..:)
Mango Pineapple sandwich re?? That must be yummy...love mango and pineapple :)

Hellu everyone in Nautankiland...
off for the lunch..see ya all in a while
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A general knowledge tip to all nautankis in the house..

What do you call a mentally disabled person in a fancy suit?

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"Mr. President"

Hello Nepal ko choro,
that was funny..

SL 289/5 50 overs.

Nepte daju- What you say now? KIWIS Should have already started packing their bags.Sorry Nepte DADA. I still pray for your KIWIS but it won't work kya.

Sndy Dijyu namaste.. hellu to all other nautankis..

Here comes a nice collection of quotes that turned out to be very wrong.
Many of the quotes are from very famous and respectable people. Maybe we should stop underestimating ourselves so much, should we?


“Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.”
- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949


“I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.”
- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943


“I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won’t last out the year.”
- The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957


“But what … is it good for?”
- An Engineer at IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.


“There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.”
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977


“This ‘telephone’ has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.”
- Western Union internal memo, 1876.


“The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?”
- David Sarnoff’s associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.


“The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a ‘C,’ the idea must be feasible.”
- A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith’s paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.


“Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?”
- H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.


“I’m just glad it’ll be Clark Gable who’s falling on his face and not Gary Cooper.”
- Gary Cooper on his decision not to take the leading role in “Gone With The Wind.”


“A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make.”
- Response to Debbi Fields’ idea of starting Mrs. Fields’ Cookies.


“We don’t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.”
- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.


“Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.”
- Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.


“If I had thought about it, I wouldn’t have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can’t do this.”
- Spencer Silver on the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3-M “Post-It” Notepads.


“So we went to Atari and said, ‘Hey, we’ve got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we’ll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we’ll come work for you.’ And they said, ‘No.’ So then we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, ‘Hey, we don’t need you. You haven’t got through college yet.’”
- Apple Computer Inc. founder Steve Jobs on attempts to get Atari and H-P interested in his and Steve Wozniak’s personal computer.


“Professor Goddard does not know the relation between action and reaction and the need to have something better than a vacuum against which to react. He seems to lack the basic knowledge ladled out daily in high schools.”
- 1921 New York Times editorial about Robert Goddard’s revolutionary rocket work.


“You want to have consistent and uniform muscle development across all of your muscles? It can’t be done. It’s just a fact of life. You just have to accept inconsistent muscle development as an unalterable condition of weight training.”
- Response to Arthur Jones, who solved the “unsolvable” problem by inventing Nautilus.


“Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You’re crazy.”
- Drillers who Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to his project to drill for oil in 1859.


“The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives.”
- Admiral William Leahy, US Atomic Bomb Project.


“This fellow Charles Lindbergh will never make it. He’s doomed.”
- Harry Guggenheim, millionaire aviation enthusiast.


“Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.”
- Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, 1929.


“Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.”
- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.


“Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances.”
- Dr. Lee De Forest, inventor of the vacuum tube and father of television.


“Louis Pastueur’s theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.”
- Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872


“The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon.”
- Sir John Eric Ericksen, British surgeon, appointed Surgeon-Extraordinary to Queen Victoria, 1873

Source : http://www.thoughtmechanics.com/2007/04/21/some-very-funny-and-totally-wrong-predictions-of-the-past/

Happy tuesday ya'll !!
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Jayawardane played really well hagi..

Bahini-testai testai chha-herna paako hoina ke garne...Now I can guess how Nepte dada is feeling now. SORRY.

Lau, lau , lau! i will be watching without praying for kiwis, hi dai. i know they are gonna make it. have you realized it was a batting pitch? and they did not make it that much. ball was bouncing really good. for SL's batting line up it should have been more run out of that pitch. Now, the pitch will not be as fast as it was. it will give relatively low bounces, which is even better to hit the boundries. i wouldn't be surprised to see kiwis making around 120 runs in 20overs.
Oh well! it's cricket. Anything can happen! Go KIWIS re kya last ma ta!

Great Bowler takes wicket in Batting Pitch.AND you know MURALI,VAAS,MALINGA do not wait for pitch to play more roles than their bowling ke. STILL,you must be optimistic as a fan at least for couple of more hours.

My Prediction:

KIWIS will fight well but lose a match by narrow margin of 15-25 runs.To win big match, you need to have psychological power and killer instict apart from your skills to play a big shot.

good luck Nepte DADA.

Hyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! yo hi dai kasto JIDDI vaneko? If i say kiwis will win, they will win! instinct sinstinct vanyaaa testai ho re kya!